I can’t say “do what you want” anymore without thinking of Lady Gaga
My mom’s just watching Kevin Hart….
Mom: I didn’t have pancakes today, we usually have it on Tuesday, but not today
Me: not todaaaaay! *one of my kids from the shelter would always say that*
Mom: YOU GON LEARN TODAY WHAT A…
Me: …mom, please, no. I don’t wanna hear that.
My mom is so sweet, but so vulgar.
I need to get an apt w someone like brainy beauty who won’t mind my nudity bc this whole towel/robe/clothing to walk around got old SO fast. U down Tibourataa?